December 2011
5 posts
6 tags
Dec 31st
Dec 15th
Dec 9th
1,383 notes
1 tag
Should be sleeping now
saving up energy for marathon shopping tomorrow at Woodbury Commons. Never thought I’d be taking a bus to another city for an outlet mall, but here we are.
Dec 4th
1 note
4 tags
Dec 3rd
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November 2011
6 posts
2 tags
Nov 24th
Nov 24th
417 notes
2 tags
“Oh, I feel like crawling under the covers and eating Velveeta right outta the...”
– Rose Nylund
Nov 21st
“My goal is to always come from a place of love, but sometimes you just have to...”
– RuPaul  (via nerdysouth) I feel Enjoli and I need to have this quote framed by the door of the apartment (via trainjuice) Yes, these are words to live by.
Nov 20th
2,534 notes
Nov 19th
496 notes
1 tag
I shaved my head.
Just in time for winter~
Nov 5th
October 2011
3 posts
Don't mind me, just filling up online shopping...
Oct 22nd
1 tag
I've spent the last hour listening to my bf...
Oct 18th
2 notes
3 tags
Oct 2nd
27 notes
September 2011
18 posts
3 tags
I guess when you're drunk is the best time to...
Sep 25th
2 tags
“Got a nice package alright, guess I’m gonna have to ride it tonight.”
– Janet Jackson
Sep 25th
9 tags
Sep 21st
17 notes
7 tags
Sep 19th
35 notes
2 tags
Sep 19th
1 tag
Sep 18th
2 tags
“Sippin’, reminiscin’ on days when I had a moustache.”
– Fergie, Glamourous 
Sep 18th
7 tags
Sep 18th
3 tags
Sep 18th
2 tags
“Saturday night? Kid’s stuff! Get lucky on a Tuesday morning, then call me.”
– Blanche, The Golden Girls. GPOY. (via howgay) Automatic GG reblog.
Sep 17th
2 tags
Ahhhhh I GOT A JOB
Finally!! My dream job! Officially an interior designer in NYC
Sep 16th
Is it happy hour yet?
Sep 16th
3 tags
Sep 16th
3 notes
2 tags
Will someone make this job call me back and employ me?
Sep 16th
2 tags
Sep 13th
6 tags
Sep 13th
9 notes
The beginning of the end.
Sep 10th
why haven't we decided to permanently keep alcohol...
i moved in over a month ago ~GET WITH IT PEOPLE
Sep 10th
August 2011
6 posts
2 tags
“I have a hundred cheese puffs and a sensitive assistant both on the verge of...”
– Caterer to Dorothy Z.
Aug 25th
2 tags
It isn't hell if everybody knows my name
Aug 17th
4 tags
Aug 14th
2 tags
Nothing says Saturday
like laying in bed in my underwear with GG playing in the background.
Aug 13th
1 note
4 tags
Aug 9th
17 notes
1 tag
So trying to leave a professional voice mail...
Nothing says PLEASE HIRE ME OR I MIGHT DIE like the sounds of Harlem in the background.
Aug 8th
Aug 1st
33 notes
July 2011
4 posts
1 tag
“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.”
– Kirstie Alley
Jul 23rd
Having a moment where I realize my whole life will be different this time next week.
Jul 20th
4 notes
1 tag
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Jul 10th
June 2011
2 posts
WatchWatch
mariskahargitay: absurdlakefront: How am I only seeing this now?  The internet has failed me up until this moment.  I have a new Brenda Dickson.  She’s like a 1980s hybrid of Paula Deen, Blanche Devereaux, and Mae West. This is incredible. I also love the Twin Peaks-esque singing synth music.
Jun 23rd
Jun 12th
May 2011
5 posts
May 22nd
191 notes
2 tags
“Born to blossom, bloom to perish.”
– Gwen Sefani
May 19th
May 13th
24 notes
1 tag
May 11th
May 9th
April 2011
11 posts
1 tag
Apr 24th
47 notes