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Oh, I feel like crawling under the covers and eating Velveeta right outta the box!

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—	Rose Nylund

whatwoulddorothywear:

Fendi Resort 2012

I have a hundred cheese puffs and a sensitive assistant both on the verge of collapse.

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—	Caterer to Dorothy Z.

Nurse DeFarge: "Ah, good morning ladies."

Rose: "Not for you, nursey nurse nurse nurse."

I won’t eat chips - I don’t like ‘em. They fall in my bra.

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—	Rose Nylund

Blanche! I could get herpes listening to this story!

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—	Dorothy Zbornak

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again - sluts just heal quicker.

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—	Sophia Petrillo

Estelle Getty - Young at Heart - Body Conditioning

“Oh please, I could live inside one of your thighs.”

I took an 84 year old woman and made her look like a 65 year old drag queen.. Then I said to myself, ‘Blanche- too much rouge.’

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—	Blanche Devereaux on Sophia’s makeover

What a great start to my morning: Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty as Sonny and Cher.

You’ll have to excuse my mother. She survived a slight stroke which left her, if I can be frank, a complete burden.

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—	Dorothy Zbornak

Wanna see some Polaroids of me in my tennis skirt?

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—	Rose Nylund

Best Christmas gift ever!!!

Blanche: Well I can't take it back, I paid in advance. 
Dorothy: Can't you get a refund? 
Blanche: Well no, I paid with nature's credit card 
Dorothy: You never leave home without it.