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So trying to leave a professional voice mail greeting on my phone was a fail. Everytime I started recording, a siren went off.

Nothing says PLEASE HIRE ME OR I MIGHT DIE like the sounds of Harlem in the background.

This is a blog about a girl named Lucky.

Darwen; 25, NYC, proud owner of 5 nano pets. My fav number is 23, I get paid to design interiors, and I lied. I don't still have my nano pets, but I do have a real chihuahua named Bogart.